Loo Purity Test

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.

Click on every item you have done.

Uses r/uwaterloo
Join a student design team in first year
Part of uw blueprint or applied to blueprint
Be part of the tech+ mentorship program
Part of UW Hip Hop or Limelight
Attended hackathons
Worked as a SWE/PM/designer
Part of an intramural team
Own a mr. goose plushie
Did coffee chats
Uses Notion
Uses Figma
Uses strava
Has a personal website
cried on campus
did leetcode on a Friday Night
Lived in vancouver during covid
Worked at a start-up
Worked at a big tech company
think about starting a start-up
Goes rock climbing
Is from Mississauga
Played league of legends
Went to an info session just for the food
Have an engineering bridge picture
Got purpled
Depressed when you're in waterloo but happy on co-op terms
Was in continuous round
Got a job externally
Worked at big 4
Worked part-time during a school term
Worked full-time during a school term
Was part of the hack the north organizing team
Busted at cali or bust
Worked on a side project just to get a job
Lived in California/ NYC
Is into photography/has a photography account
Pulled an all-nighter
Pitched at velocity/concept
Spent a night on campus
Took a bird course that wasn’t really a bird course
Got attacked by a goose
Has a fucked sleep schedule
Have a caffein problem
Slept through an interview
Works out at PAC
Lived in V1
Hated your roommates
Struggled to find housing
Never got your housing deposit back
Lived in waterloo on a co-op term
Shit-talked your prof on Piazza
Went to a party at CLV
Smoked weed/ ate edibles
Went to class drunk/ high
Have a vaping addiction
Go to Phils
You went to the drink when it was called night school
Been to a darty during a summer term
Been to ezra street on st patricks day
Got the largest pizza from campus pizza because you were too high
Got a noise complaint
Been on a date
Been on dating apps
In a relationship
be in a long distance relationship because of co-op/school terms
date someone within your program
dates someone from a school club
Lost your virginity on school residence
have relations with a co-op coworker
have relations with a co-op manager
have relations with a TA
have relations with a professor
Emailed everyone who interviewed for a role on Waterloo works to see if they're taking the offer
Looked up how much their friends get paid on levels.fyi
Got banned from Waterlooworks
Got your co-op manager in trouble
Got linkedin premium
Sent your friends calendar invites to hangout
Hated your group after a group project
Cheated on tests during covid
Thought about dropping out but stayed for the visa
Posted “I’m excited to announce I’m working at [xyz] on LinkedIn”
Saw someone you knew on dating apps
Scored above 80 without going to class
Failed a midterm
Failed a class
Triggered a fire alarm
Used a school-provided condom
Had 10 lines at lazeez
Done psychedelics
Is mentally ill
Haven’t showered for a week
Lied on your resume
Swam in Columbia lake
Had sex on campus
Cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
Had sex in waterloo park
Made money by inflating sublet price
Peed on the Laurier sign

Inspired by the one and only Rice Purity Test